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8.26.2009

Having a rough day? Watch this...



I would update you on what's going on in my life, but that would be a lie...because...I have been doing nothing. That's right you heard me. My house is a mess, I'm a mess, and my t.v. remote battery is almost dead.

I may have graduated from college, but I am still very much living the student lifestyle. I have been sitting on my couch all day, eating Panda Express and watching a Jaws marathon. I've watched 1, 2, 3, and JAWS: The Revenge is almost over. It's definitely a bad thing, when the deepest thought I have had all day is, "Why in sam hell don't the Brody's move away from the beach, I mean REALLY."

I think another reason why I still feel like a student is because I am married to one. Jason is still at ASU and we had dunch at the chuck box the other day for hamburgers. I never thought that I would look around,see freshman, and feel so much older than them. It's weird.

I plan on getting a life sooner than later, and when I do, I will post about it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I love being lazy, I just know it's gotta change.

BTW, was the video I shared with y'all not the jam? Where has it been all my life? Also, hope you didn't watch the entire thing, it's really only good through the "send me an angel" section.

If I were to lie to you about being productive I would say something like:

I'm working full time and just about to finish up "War and Peace." It's quite good, so good in fact that I decided to give away my television set...we hardly use it anyway and it was only collecting dust. Lets face it, I don't know how to work the remote...too high tech for me. And, what is this DVR people are talking about? What a waste of time huh? I spend most of my free moments reading the bible and doing service for others. I am also training for a marathon and in the best shape of my life...oh, and I decided to become a vegetarian. I only eat organic foods and cook all of my meals. I would not be caught dead in a drive through. Jason and I walk Boris every single night and enjoy picnics in the park on our days off. I never go to my parents' to steal food and/or avoid cooking my own meals. I LOVE being a homemaker, and dare I admit that I bake the best pies on my block. I also wash my hair every day and don't rely on excedrin and pepsi to keep me alert and oriented. Life is a breeze so come fly a kite with me and Jason.

14 comments:

*Becky* said...

haha you're too funny! I like being lazy too although I have to take care of my child- but hey let's face it, there are lazy days at our house too. Dinner was fun! we should do that again sometime

Candi said...

Oh it is okay to still be living the college life, right! At least that is what I tell myself, when I get free food from campus (since I work there, not that I just hang out there, that would be wired, ha) Well glad to hear you are relaxing and enjoying Jaws.

Loved the video, couldn't stop laugh, afraid to ask how you found it!

By the way, glad to hear you enjoyed my post about the wedding, next time I plan on just kicking her!

Josh and Elisha Sandberg said...

I don't believe that you are lazy. You work constantly, so on your days off you deserve to vege out. Plus Jaws is quite entertaining!

damonandkami said...

jean are you serious! I was laughing my head off this morning, i definately needed a good laugh thanks friend.

Devin & Ruthann said...

Devin DVR'd Jaws the other day and is trying to get me to watch it. I think the first time I saw it was with you at Erin's birthday party. I'm still too scared of it to watch it again.

Lauren said...

Ok, that has to be one of the best posts I have ever read. So hilar!

Thank you for making my day!

ashley+logan. said...

you vegetarian.

I have been meaning to ask if i can borrow your dog boris, he looks very violent,which is exactly what i want.
I am starting up a dog fighting ring with dogs that are only 10 pounds or less.

also what are the measurements on his canines....they look to me about 3cm. if that is the case that's perfect

Jami said...

I enjoy the art of doing nothing as well! Or at least I used to...now I have Grace? Just kidding that last part made it sound like I don't like her...she is the perfect excuse to not be lazy???

The earlier limn gets the worm said...

shake'n blake, Jaws is so scary girl!! I was terrified when I was younger of the beach-not only because there are a lot of unsuitable folks wearing skimpy bathing suits,but beacause of sharks!!!!yikes!!! Being lazy is ok sometimes!!! Being a hard working nanny I always enjoy some time off to blog or do whatever I want!!! Thanks for sharing!!! Earlier

The B Team said...

Logan, only you would come up with that...I wanted so badly to hate your comment, but couldn't help laughing.

Jami said...

jeannie, I TOTALLY have trigger stores that get me to go.
TARGET, MARSHELL'S (is that how you spell that? seriously can I be anymore freaking retarded when it comes to spelling?), Home Goods.
Seriously, it is out of control

Krystal Arnett said...

Seriously, Jeannie what would my life be without you! The last three days have been quite like yours although I really am supposed to be training for a marathon but the training was shot this last week. I have been watching DVR, Movies, facebooking and blogging, popping exedrin migraine and diet coke. It is no wonder we are still friends. My excuse is that I think I have a sinus infection; I should probably see a doctor.

Whitney said...

Hey you can be lazy if you want. But to your lie... I totally go over to my parent everyday and steal dinner everyday. Zach doesnt get home until 7 and Im sorry but I hate cooking. I do chores for my mom to pay my dues. ha ha. Seriously, im lame.

Olivia Shill said...

Hit me with another "s", sssammy!